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Monday, June 06, 2005

Chocolate Fondue Fountain - 30 Day Money Back Guarantee

Chocolate Fondue Fountain - 30 Day Money Back Guarantee

I love chocolate. But this thing makes me gag. The sight of it makes me retch. But the description... oh man....

"Dip strawberries, bananas, marshmallows, chunks of angel food cake – just let your imagination be your guide. Directions on how to adapt the fountain to use with cheese dip, barbeque sauce and other treats are included as well. You’ll use it and love it for every party."

Cheese. Flowing in a fountain.

I just see the possibilities for really disgusting double-dipping. And then the saliva-infused chocolate gets pumped back through the device, getting warmed to a nice, bacteria-growing temperature.... Oh barf.

If you plan to have one of these at your party, do not invite me. Spread the word. Friends don't let friends buy the Chocolate Fondue Fountain.


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